Things You Should Never Say To A Woman - Number Seven
"You are like an oven. When I turn you on, you get hot."
Discovered: Sunday 5th October 2009
Location: Twitter
Circumstances: Brian McIntosh sharing his best chat-up lines with the world.
Excuse(s): There aren't any.
Consequence(s): 1 - Mirth all round. 2 - Much ridicule. 3 - Posted on a popular blog.
Positive(s): None for Brian. Constant source of laughter for everyone else.
Action to take next time: Don't talk to girls.
