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Hello Dear 

You mean Hello Jon or Dear Mr. Lee.
 
I know this mail will come to you as a surprise since we haven't known or come across each other before considering the fact that I sourced your email contact through the Internet in search of trusted person who can assist me.

Correct, this mail did come as a surprise. Especially to this email address as it's quite new. It'd be a lot quicker if you said you googled me than all of that sourcing Internet stuff. Good to know I pop up as a trusted person though.
 
I am Julia John Garang 24 years old female from the Republic of Sudan, the Daughter of Late Dr. John Garang. My late father was a strong opposition for over 20years until he was appointed the vice president on the 9th of July 2005 by the United Nations Peace Team as an avenue to quench the 20years civil war in Sudan. He died on the 31st of July 2005 following a helicopter crash alongside with 12 others just 22days after his appointment as the vice president. What led to the helicopter crash is still unclear but I know that my father was the target.  You can read more about my father in the link below. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/ africa/2134220.stm.

You do know you have a male middle name don't you? What was your late father a strong opposition to exactly? Turning up early? Thank you very much for the link. In return may I offer you this one? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Garang You'll recognise this as being your Dad. I just wanted to make you aware of the paragraph near the bottom of the article. I assume you are aware of these scam emails and are taking appropriate action?

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment which I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to travel to Europe, but she hide away my international passport and other valuable documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father's File which contained important documents. Now I am presently staying in the Mission in Burkina Faso. I am seeking for long term relationship and investment assistance. 

Basically, what you are saying is that you want a boyfriend. Is that it? While I can understand why I would be your first choice I am not an advocate of email dating. I much prefer to use twitter. And I should say that I invest most of my money in tea-bags and sporting items. This I fear would not give you the return you are looking for. But the good news is that I too am seeking a long term relationship and investment assistance.

My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$ 8.7 Million in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I had contacted the Bank to clear the deposit but the Branch Manager told me that being a refugee, my status according to the local law does not authorize me to carry out the operation. However, he advised me to provide a trustee who will stand on my behalf. I had wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but I am afraid that she will not offer me anything after the release of the money.

Can I ask what sort of operation it was you were planning to perform on your bank manager? If it was amputation then he is correct. Local law does not authorise you to do this. May I suggest you give him a slap on the chops? Or if he hasn't got any chops a Chinese burn will do. Maybe if you tidied your room more often your step-mother would be more friendly towards you. Something to think about.

Therefore, I decide to seek for your help in transferring the money into your bank account while I will relocate to your country and settle down with you.

So you've heard my flatmate has moved to Worthing then? Fair play. I admire anyone who does their research properly.

As you indicated your interest to help me I will give you the account number and the contact of the bank where my late beloved father deposited the money with my name as the next of kin. It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your assistance and the balance shall be my investment in any profitable venture which you will recommend to me as have no any idea about foreign investment.

I assure you it was not I that indicated any interest in helping you. Must have been a Jonathan Lee from Korea. But that is by the by. The bottom line is that I am interested. But I want more than 20%. I want 80%. The rest will be invested in a tea plantation in China at which you shall work without complaint. You can come back for weekends though.

Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.

Are you sure this MSN account is safe? I would much prefer to correspond Gmail to Gmail.
 
Thanking you a lot in anticipation of your quick response. I will give you details in my next mail after receiving your acceptance mail to help me.

You have my acceptance. Show me the money. Show me the money baby. (Have you watched Jerry Maguire? If not we can do that on your first night before we consummate our relationship the next day during the lunch break at the cricket).
 
Yours sincerely
Julia Garang

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5 comments:

  1. She had you at 'Hello', didn't she?

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  2. Haha! Everyone has me at 'Hello'.

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  3. Thanks from this blog txt! I just got same email...

    Maeby she isn't just one mans woman... :(

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  4. She's not. She has been flirting with men the world over. I am not happy. Watch her.

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