Things You Should Never Say To A Woman - Number One
"Wow. You've got evil eyes!"Discovered: Friday 26th September 2009
Location: The Bedford, Balham
Circumstances: Girl standing next to me was staring into my brain.
Excuse(s): 1- Not sober. 2 - It was true.
Consequence(s): 1 - Verbal abuse. 2 - Harmed Anglo-Cuban relations. 3 - Forced to down some alcoholic concoction that contained Sambuca and Absinthe.
Positive(s): 1 - Free Drink.
Action to take next time: Advise her to invest in a pair of large sunglasses.
