Bullocks: How To Ruin A Fantasy. Part One.
In recent times my lounge has been lacking a little in the way of character. All the plants went on an unexpected water strike and the ironing board found it's way back to the cupboard. As a result I have been on the look out for paintings that could do justice to the colour of my walls. To be honest I wasn't having much luck. That was until last night. Last night I received this wondrous gift from Ceci Masters of Swanning About fame. It's my face on Sandra Bullock's body. I think it is fair to say that my lounge will never be the same again. And neither will the fantasies.

